/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The first time I tried to make a pizza from scratch
>I didn't understand yeast
>thought I didn't activate it right
>throw the dough away.
>throw something away hours later
>dough did rise in trash
>fuck
>attempt second pizza
>dough rose correctly
>formed into a circle
>put sauce and toppings on
>try to lift it onto pan t
>collapses into a saucy mess on the counter
>try Frankensteining it back together
>sad cheese ball
>throw it away
Forgive me father I didn't mean to waste 2 pizzas due to autism.

>>17009811
>order meal
>eat everything
>pay bill
>get up and leave
every fucking time