/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14177431
Based. This is what I do except I put the bag in after taking the cup out of the microwave. Worried about the little metal staple

>tfw haven't pooped since Friday morning

Let's make a thread about terrible food and guest or stay overs of said terrible food. Or just culinary disasters in general

I like cat food but I'll do it front of people
I usually taste my seamen to see how it fares and what I should add to my diet so the lady's like to swallow it
I remember throwing half a cheesecake on my front lawn on under a tree once .
Then I got high the next day and remembered about the cheesecake. So I went out in the front and ate the cheesecake. Ants and all.

> FOR A KLONDIKE?!
>ILL KICK A KITTEN AND PUNCH A PUPPY
>ILL DRY HUMP SENILE OLD PEOPL
>ILL DEGRADE MYSELF TO EXTENTS UNKNOWN TO MAN
>ILL GO TO PRISON FOR THAT SHIT
>what if this is the reason for the twin towers ?
Cuz I'd do it for one of those square fucking chocolate ice cream frazzle nats

Holy fuck... what kind of thread did I create ?
Jesus Christ I just wanted to hear some funny stories about cooking or kitchen accidents in General....but God dam. This thread feels empty