/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18017207
>be me
>be at restaurant
>waiting to be seated
>see open table
>go to sit down
>waiter stops me
>says "that table is for couples only"
>be single
>go back to waiting area

>>10772304
Detroit coneys rock. Used to have 2 places in my hometown which sold them, but the owners of both places retired and closed their places down.

>order a pizza from dominoes
>they ask me what I want
>tell them I'd like a pan pizza with cheese and pepperoni
>they give me my pizza
>there's no fucking sauce on it

Since when did you have to ASK for sauce? It's IMPLIED that pizza always has sauce. That'd be like if I ordered a burger and there was no bun. It's implied burgers come with a bun.

>>969781
At least you tried, anon

>>9265445

If you guys don't have obese parents then you don't understand real humiliation in eatery establishments

>Father is 340lbs
>Mother is 260lbs but much shorter
>Once a month they force me to go out and eat with them
>They always try to be cute
>They are proud of their obesity
>They have 'props' they bring with them to every restaurant
>For example, they find the restaurants menu online then write it down on a huge piece of card and pull it out at the restaurant and start saying ''big menu for big people!'' and laughing while everyone else is silent
>at the end of the meal my dad always squats and rips his pants causing change to fall out because he hides it there then says ''we tip with a rip!''
>they always laugh at me for ordering normal portions

LITERALLY humiliates me every time and they don't care.

>>8071945

What's a quick and cheap way to smoke them? I'm kind of a poorfag, so my resources are limited. If it's too complicated and resource/time consuming, I just won't be able to do it.

This interview is AMAZING! He's definitely settling down (possible mental breakdown)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1488mShbRY