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>>19582516
>>CHEFS WHERE ARE WE ON THAT RAVIOLI AND MASHED POTATOES THAT I INEXPLICABLY SERVE HERE AT A SANDWICH JOINT
>>I NEED 13 POTS AND PANS AND 5 OTHER PEOPLE TO MAKE A SANDWICH AHHHHH

>FUUUUCK THE VERY COMPLICATED MENU THAT I MYSELF CAME UP WITH IS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT AND STRESSFUL TO PREPARE IN A TIMELY MANNER HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO MEEEE
>IF ONLY THERE WERE A WAY TO SIMPLIFY THIS BY EXERCISING MY COMPLETE CONTROL AS THE OWNER AND HEAD CHEF AND MAKING A SLIGHTLY LESS BUSY SET OF DISHES THAT COULD BE PREPARED IN A RAPID AND EASY FASHION BUT SADLY I KNOW OF NO ALTERNATE RECOURSE BUT TO KEEP FREAKING THE FUCK OUT AND SCREAMIIIIIING
>NOOOO AHHHHH WHY MUST I SUFFER LIKE THIS PLEASE KILL ME GOD
>GODDAMN IT CHEFS WHERE IS MY TURDUCKEN AND BAKED ALASKA SANDWICH ALL DAY ON THE CORNER EIGHTY-SIX THE SIXTY-NINE AND FIRE THE HANDS ON THIS LINE CHEFS