/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm not really going to bother you with many details.

Due to my profession, I cook for a certain someone that I absolutely despite for turning my life and my family's life upside down so hard we never recovered, and still suffer from the effects after many years. When said person learns of my employment, they try to say it's all water under the bridge. For the sake of my employment, I tell them it's all good. In reality, I want them gone. Permanently.

Obviously, I don't want to commit a crime, so I want it done by cooking. The person is pretty huge and has a big appetite who has become a near regular.

So.
What sort of meal can I cook (or ingredients that I can incorporate into existing meals) can make to accelerate this whale's descent into the abyss. Food so unhealthy that someone of a reasonable size would definitely experience medical conditions if they were to ingest these on a regular basis. Perhaps something that has thousands of calories packed in as small a package as possible, or maybe "safe" ingredients that actually have negative impacts to health if ingested over a long period of time.

Notes:
>That person enjoys eating greasy ass shit as long as it tastes good, and to them, even disgusting shit tastes good.
>75% of the time, no matter how big of a meal they have, they always have room for desert.

I don't want poisons or other shit. Nothing illegal. I'm in this for the long haul, and nothing would make me happier than watching their health deteriorate over time due to my cooking.

I figure some anons might find this information useful sometime in their life.