/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11505104
lmao okay buddy

>this whole goddamned thread
Please be real

>this thread

>>10757429
Apart from being a tiny bit bigger, how is it NOT a texas toast bun?

>>10728537
why tho

>>10266326
what?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rivers_of_Norway

>food jacks

how would they know that you reviewed them?

>>7528403
que? what has offended you so?

>>7512279

>>7246958
what?

>>6908265
GG. Always fill only halfway, stuff's like artillery sometimes.

Anyway I may as well contribute to this.

>three weeks ago
>making brisket
>into the smoker the meat goes, in goes the chips
>forgot the water pan
>go to put the water pan in
>clip my hand on one of the meat racks
>drop the pan, it doesn't fall out but it splashes water onto the burner, puts it out
>don't know this, close the unit, come back 5 minutes later
>temp's dropped to 200, no smoke coming from the top
>"Huh the burner must've gone out."
>don't think, hit the igniter twice
>THWACK THWACK THW-
>BOOM
>jet of fire blasts out the top of the smoker, out sides and out the bottom
>burned the hair off my hand, a gap in the door-chassis seal shot in my face
>lost part of an eyebrow, half the stubble on my face
>blew out the seals from burner to hose
>hand was red for a better part of a week
>other than that, was fine
>mfw

By every right that should've been an ER trip.

>>6465208
I think they are his recipes but maybe it's from his mom or something

>>6459057
but thats not chef john.

look at the nose

>>5291512
Is English your first language?

>>5118869
wat does that prove i dun get it

>>4872605

>>4858340
>It shouldn't be called bacon
>I smoke my own tempeh bacon

>>4771644
>wanting to eat meat = not wanting to eat meat but can't stop myself from eating it

>>4253244