/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Live with middle aged white guy who always wear a tux.
>He's always yelling at me.
>Wants to know what kind of food I'm eating, goes so far as to sit on my lap til I offer him my plate.
>He likes to sit on the sink and watch me cook, but wont get any closer.
>Demands shit like tuna water, milk, and anything not his own food.
>He is right up in my shit every time I open the fridge, and feels a need to comment on everything in there.
>He enjoys having me whip him with feathers.