/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>this fucking thread

>americans are so fat they need people to bag their groceries for them

>>6687673
>be me
>delivery guy
>woman orders 2 large stuffed crust meat lovers' pizzas
>and a fucking bottle of Diet Coke because "I'm watching my weight"
>lolno.gif
>20 minutes later take the pizzas to the house
>it's a fucking hamplanet
>fucking overflowing from an office chair
>unlimitedrollworks.ohgod
>starts screaming about how I was 39 minutes from end of call to the door from behind the poor man who answered the door
>our estimated delivery time then was 45min. to an hour
>give the pizzas
>hear yowling from the house
>apparently wrong
>"I ORDERED PEPPERONI NOT MEAT LOVER'S YOU FUCKING INCOMPETENT SHIT"
>narrow eyes but try not to say anything, just get back into the car
>end up having to take her the pepperonis
>"I WANTED EXTRA CHEEEEEEESE"
>she starts wailing about how nobody ever gets anything right
>the fucking guy leans halfway out the door and apologizes for his wife's behavior.
>"It's okay man, it's not like you can control her."
>"Still though I am sorry."
>"Again, it's fine. Just have a good night, sir."
>get in the car
>halfway through driving home
>mfw I realized he said "wife" instead of "mother"

That poor man.

>that one guy that doesnt know what Pfannkuchen are is probably in this thread right now
You're a faggot.

>>5829070
The fuck, japan. That's a bit far even for you.

MFW I live in Australia where the food is better than both America and Britannia.
Though I do love me some trashy American food, and clam chowder.