/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18698741
I make enough money I can just pay people to bring me my food whenever I want. It's pretty great, honestly, because I suck at cooking and cooks are fucking losers anyway so it's not big loss being unskilled in that department. I rake in big bucks because I'm good at other things and everyone's happier. except the cooks

>>18392481
I don't wash anything.

Not fruit, not meat, not potatoes, not my hands, not my counter, not my plate or bowl.

>>18248516
I only own one plate and I never wash it, I just use those flyers in the mail they never stop sending on top of my plate and when the flyers get dirty I toss them out and put a new one on top.

>>17546334
For me, it's "being not in favour of the current thing"

The more kitchen utensils you have, the worse of a cook you are.

Those with the least are the most capable.

>take food off the plane
>not plane food now

checkmate atheists

maybe we should get some new material

like talking about what food goes good with sex, that could be pretty funny.

people say it's an insult to the chef if I order my steak well done or something

though I can't remember if that was untrue or if I just don't give a fuck about insulting wagies because I have a big dick

what if I told you that I don't wash dishes and I don't waste money on paper plates

>>12433228
>be me
>at work dinner
>order a well-done steak
>a colleague says to me that the chef doesn't like it when people order steak well done
>That's alright, the chef's not the one who will be eating the steak
>he glares at me

it's so easy to push normies buttons

>>12286553
you're trying to bait me into getting mad about doing stupid things when you cook but the jokes is on you because I don't know enough about cooking to see why what you're doing is wrong haha

>>12275070
actually we are though

herbivores, I mean

damn so not only is he shit at writing romance, he can't even write heartwrenching replies. Extra periods added at random doesn't evoke emotion.

Well, love is overrated anyway.

>>12076566
tell that to the lady who ate one fish and got her whole business destroyed

>>11576770
I've met plenty of cashiers and wagetresses that have been at their job for at least a year, and they are still whiny losers. I don't think your plan would have the result you desire.

Military service would be better, it would teach them just how pathetically easy it is to be a cashier, and illuminate them to why people look down at it. But when cashiering is the hardest job you ever done, you think it's the hardest job.

>>11536609
shit's too hard to figure out I just go around making messes and wasting pods wherever I find these things

it's what they deserve for having overcomplicated gadgets

>>10874438
no mister the problem with the hamburger isn't related to america ethnical purity.

How is it that one makes chicken strips succulent and tender?

If it takes effort, don't even bother, I won't do it that way. I need generally effortless ways. I haven't spent more than five minutes on making a meal. It goes in the pot or the pan or whatever and comes out when it is done. That is how I operate. All my food is easily prepared.

anyone who is good at cooking knows talking about cooking is pointless lmao

I can google recipes and I know how to read them.