/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>trust the experts
>the experts were wrong again
>repeat until the death of civilization

you can unironically eat fast food every day as long as the rest of your diet is good and you walk enough. you will be fine fren.

>>13901678
>niggers take care of their jordans
MOOOOOOOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

>>13148152
>filter their insides
what? just dump an absolute shit-ton of salt, and like a box of dry crab boil in there. throw in some halved citrus fruits if you want. i dont feel like it does anything but everyone seems to do it. You want at LEAST a can or two of morton table salt and a box of zatarains dry crab boil. add onions and potatoes and mushrooms and sausage bc they soak up seasoning and are good as fuck.

oh and you wanna shock them before you put them in the water. while theyre still alive, dump em in a wheelbarrow or something (i assume you have a whole sack). spray them down with water and then pour a bunch of salt all over them. let them chill for a little while the spray them off again and dump em in the pot.

>>12761494
mmm i love dippin sticks with a nice ragu i have a buddy who likes to microwave it until it liquifies into goo he calls it "goo and 'gu" ('qu being shorthand for ragu)

Large pot
Celery
Carrot
Onion
Lemon
Bay leaf
Vinegar
Salt
Fill with water
Boil
Dismember Live lobster
Boil Claws 5 min Tail 7min

>>11123265
Kek
>>11126609
>steak-ums
reeee
>>11129621
What's the point of apologizing in a letter, niggers don't read. If he was truly sorry he'd post a video on world star.

>>10644587
holy shit mr skeltal
ideal normal weight for 5'11 is around 163. I'm 150 and I'm almost skin and bones.

>>9951590
It's a multi-million dollar industry when you count all the multiplayer e-celebs and whatever else. I don't really mind it except when it's loud and obnoxious and I can't have a conversation with the person about anything else. It's the same with potheads, I don't mind getting high once in a blue moon and maybe going to a park or eating some good food but when you've got like 8+ people taking bong rips 24/7 in the living room acting like a fucking social toll booth whenever I want to get food or take a shower or leave or come home then you are a shitty roommate, nawmean?

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>>8379479
He didn't offer me Breakfast.....

>>7781013
make a mexican chicken dinner in your crockpot or pressure cooker. you'd have tasty left overs for days. get a can of rotelle green chilis and tomatoes, a mild onion, garlic, black beans. sautee and onions and garlic in 1/2 tbs of oil, dice up cubes of chicken, add to pan, add salt, cumin, pepper, garlic powder, lime if you have it. put the mixture in your crock pot, add rotelle and rinsed black beans. let it cook on low for a few hours. the longer it cooks the more tender your chicken wil be. serve over rice! use tortilla shells to make tacos.

>>6858316
It's a shame when watching street vendors. So much of what they make looks so fucking good but you know if you ate it you would have the shits for months.