/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18388823
The more people get cancer the faster it'll be cured. You're doing your civic duty, sir.

>>18357641
Ketchup is the dedcendant of ancient oriental fish sauces which were themselves probably brought over originally in the form of the Roman Empire's garum.
This proves the USA is the rightful modern heir to the the Roman Empire.

>>18356145
>Not going full Jesus whipping the money changers on those heathens and flipping over their bean tainted pseudo-chili bowls
Missed opportunity.

>>18338861
It's Mexican because Mexico is the nearest place that isn't using HFCS.
In case you haven't realized by now we define everything relative to the US, mostly because we nuked Japan and put men on the Moon.
Granted we haven't done anything since then but you still need to use our terminology for another decade or so before China takes over.

>>18237340
Sir, I'll need to see your license and registration.

>>18194516
That looks more like part of the international aisle in a US supermarket than it does part of a regular US supermarket aisle. Most of that stuff looks foreign and weird except you have peanut butter and marshmallows which are real things.

>>18167865
>unpasteurized

>>17855031
Sir, you can't sell unwashed poop eggs here, this is a 1st world country. Just wash it and cook it like you're a post-18th century human being and not some depraved raw egg drinking chimpanzee.

>>17538092
Gonna need to see your license and registration, son.