/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>living on a deserted campus for thxgiving break
>a poor student, spending the last reserves on bourbon
>eating nothing except old cans of sardines for three days
>didn't shower for four days
>pissing in a whisky bottle and tossing it out the window for no reason

now i'm fed, sober, and my girl's head is resting comfortably in my lap. but man, alcohol could bring me to a dark state of being a hermit.