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>>20544027
>die at 58
And its a miserable slow decline:
By 18yo: they feel like shit all the time (like they're permanently hung over). This is why so many are casually cruel/miserably sociopathic.
By 23yo: permanent brain fog sets in, along with constant: forgetfulness, & absent mindedness etc. Most get on social security for "intellectual disabilities" (retardation) at this point, the rich ones sell drugs.
By 28yo: become morbidly obese and unable to climb a set of stairs without getting winded. Their exercise is reduced to waddling to the liquor/corner store (a block away at most) 4 times a week.
By 33yo: Thier Joints are preeminently in pain, their back starts to go. Diabetes starts.
By 37yo: They start having blind spots in their eyes and permanent swelling in their arms/legs, chronic kidney and liver disease, swollen prostates, gout attacks, etc.
By 42yo: they get regular: "transient ischemic attacks" (mini strokes) & NSTEMI (mini heart attacks), others around them laugh, play pranks, and make fun of them while its happening.
By 47yo: they start getting heart attacks, seizures, permanent gout,
By 52yo: Diabetes starts rotting thier extremities, many have to get amputations,the gout turns into painful masses in their ears/etc.
By 57yo: basically on deaths door.