/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14096114
>>14102586
This is how you can tell you're talking to kidlets.
Hennessy is completely fine and there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.
Attempting to be discriminating does not make you mature, it makes you seem like a punk who's trying to be mature.

>let the flavors fall in love, get married, spend 7 years of their life together in happiness, then suddenly start to drift apart to the point that they hate eachother and wish they had never gotten together at all and spend everyday miserable sitting at their computer and crying intermittently wishing they had the courage to finally end it all

>he buys eggs instead of laying them himself

>go to restaurant
>look at price of everything before I order
>bill comes out to what I expected
>pay and leave

>tfw spooning raw flour straight out of the bag

>>9763122
>>9763209
>>9763225
Literally just turn the knob to low and use a match or lighter to ignite it. I hope you're actually this stupid.

>>9731153
>gives it an overall good review, she didn't like one menu item but no problems otherwise
>2 stars

>yeah, I'm really into Asian cuisine. Rice and fish, fish and rice, the list goes on.

>>9601803
>caters to "beer geeks"
>only 15 beers on tap

>>9580536
>a picture of a guy making a neutral expression is supposed to convey that something is funny

>made with real fruit juice!
>ingredients: water, sugar, butthole juice, pine sap, artificial fruit juice flavoring, contains less than 0.1% of: fruit juice

>>9557359
>girl claims to be into it
>only does stuff that I told her I like
>doesn't want to insult or talk down to me cause she'd "feel bad"
It's too difficult to find a girl that will do that stuff without having to pay for it.

>used to work at a meat counter
>always got this dumb cunt customer
>40 year old woman, shitty short haircut, braces, leathery skin
>asks me if our steaks are gluten free

>>9482702
>Avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese

if you make half a recipe for cookies, and the original recipe calls for one egg, and you cant half an egg, so you put in a whole egg in half the recipe, what would happen?