/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11630823
guaranteed (You)s by assblasted plebbitors, every time

>>8697880
Servers who don't give enough of a shit about their job
Servers who lack the understanding of food required
Management who want chefs to pull impossible GPs out of their asses
Customers who ask for alterations on a dish
Humans who walk in with tables of 10+
Suppliers who try to pull a fast one despite my explicit goddamn explanation that it will not do
Equipment that is 30 years old and liable to explode mid service, at which point you are expected to continue serving
Heads or execs who assume that their 30+ years experience in a single style trumps any other method
Customers who have more money than sense, and bastardise the culmination of years of painstaking progress
Cunts who come up with dishes that are unnecessarily complicated, or the flipside