/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13811322
>You Dumericans actually think you are consuming cheeses from all over the world when they are fake versions made in Dumerica? Gullible idiots.
Nobody's making these claims but you, bud. Not to mention I just proved otherwise. We know swiss cheese isn't Swiss. It's called that because it imitates Emmental. It's just a name. Kind of like the Crab/Krab thing. Get it? (inb4 we dont even HAV that in the glorious shithole i cum frum lol wut even is krab?????)
Anyway, if most Americans are like me, they don't really give a fuck. Obviously, you care more.

tags: rent-free, cope, seethe, cringe, reddit

>>9020792
All the advice you need is this: Don't lie to your kid, you imbecile.

>>8868929
is must be terrible living with so much cynicism

>>7576143
So, playground-tier humour then. I can only hope you're very drunk.

>>6449330
Obviously a fan of Calvin and Hobbes and Fallout 3 (specifically).

>"I don't care if this isn't how meatloaf if made"

You can also tell that this guy really ran out of steam after his first one.

>>6282762
.32
>Wasted tax payer money because someone called the hospital
>Didn't black out
>Remembered everything I did.
>Didn't throw up
>Didn't have an accident
>Didn't commit a crime
>Didn't send any embarrassing texts
>Did tell a nurse "You are hot as hell"

>>4196631
>that weird cheese that doesn't require refrigeration