/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16457731
>don't be so naïve
well where is your money now, retard?

Yet another absolutely fucking obsessed thread. /ck/ is legitimately turning people vegan given how much you people talk about it.

>>11504816

>it's a literal who qt grill gets freaked out into deleting her accounts because of stalkers episode

>>10991743
>Destiny
unironically the worst thing in this thread.

>>10977475
Even if this is a shit meme, your usage of it is terrible. Fucking hell, lurk more, faggot.

>>9859134
You're not supposed to gobble them down alone you stupid fat fuck. They're a novelty gift, or something you can play a game with. The idea of you sitting alone choking these things down despite the shitty taste is fucking hilarious to me.

>>9690554
>PICK THE BITCH UP, COMPRESS THE BITCH DOWN, AND EAT THAT BITCH UP
Holy cringe. I bet that sounded really masculine and cool and your head when you typed it.

>>9018869
It's fucking vomit is what it is, anon.

>>49920
>>>/spa/

Think again.

>>8712017
Google reveals to me that its Halwa. I think you shouldn't be so dense that you'd allow a miscommunication or typo trigger you so hard, fellow.

steward here. play nice or no clean towels, fuccboi.

>middle eastern family comes in
>three of the four guests order
>the dad wants a top sirloin because it's the cheapest of our steaks, but we ran out
>he asks for the manager, who's new and easily the cattiest man I've ever met in my life
>the manager recommends our tri tip, which is cheaper, two ounces bigger and comes with an additional side, or any of the other three steaks we have
>guests continues complaining because we were out of the steak he wanted and he didn't want the tri tip, so he felt like he was being forced to get a steak that costs $7-11 more.
>manager says "I don't know what you expect me to do. You want an item that we've run out of. There are other items on the menu."
>continue on like this for legit like five or ten more minutes (I remember a few employees asking where the manager was, and somebody would say, "oh, he's still at that table.")

He ended up selling the guy a filet mignon ($28) for the cost the top sirloin ($21) because "clearly nothing else was going to make him happy."

>>6982237
>>6980811
>>6980776
>nierzemieślnicze gówno

>>6964187

>>6764782

I don't even use this board, but damn you dumb.

>>6659380
none of which would call for a pinch, rather 1/8th, or 1/16th

holy shit anon