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/SIP/BOY REPORTING FOR DUTY

>>10035706
Not a /sip/, toss it in the bin and get yourself some refreshing Monster Energy Ultra Zero, with 0 calories, 0 sugar, and 200% of your daily B vitamins!

>>10008298
Here's a basic gestalt

>>9937896

>>9927316
S I P B O I

Longing for a sip right now TBQHWYF

>>9858348

Faggots

>>9609701
>S. I. P.
>IN
>PEACE

>>9607184
80/

>>9536536
The daily values can change from country to country. I can confirm that in the US the National Institue of Health's Office of Dietary Supplements regulates the Suggested Daily Value of B vitamins. I can also confirm that a 16oz sip in the US contains 200% of the daily recommended value of 4 different B vitamins as suggested by the US Government. This Monster Energy Blend™ can be found in all Monster Energy™ products and is set at a rate per ounce, not per can. This means that a can twice as large will indeed include twice as much Monster Energy's™ proprietary Monster Energy Blend™.

>>9504645
It's a bit like a purple popsicle or grape blowpop. It's not as complex as black or white, but it isn't one dimensional like orange or red. It's a solid sip with the most beautiful shade of royal purple you've ever seen. Drink it over ice and you'll be amazed at the color as you pour it. If you're coming from Red Bull and Rockstar Sugar Free you're gonna shit yourself at how good this tastes and the energy you'll have from the Monster Energy Blend™ will leave those other drinks in the dust.

>>9309332
Diet soda with caffeine and vitamins that they enjoy drinking. It just burns you up when other people enjoy themselves while being healthy doesn't it? Why all the hate, bro?

>>9293823
Wow, what did you eat on Thursday? Thursdays are always tough for me too. Its team trivia night and the pizza, buffalo wings and beer really flows...
Stick with the diet man. You can do it. Its a lifestyle change.

>>9280709
This is one of my favorites. Great for shutting down nonsippers with straight forward siplogic™.

>>9214522

>>9154121
They are just being defensive and reactionary about their insecurities. They call sipping juvenile because they are projecting their own immaturity. But how can sipping be juvenile if its zero calories for free energy??? Its just smart business sense.

>when you realize sipping breaks the laws of physics

>>9111928
You're just part of the Intel driven psy-ops that op mentioned. No quality old fag pays any attention to you.

>>9083701
>nonsipper detected

>>9076228
>long live sips