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well…let’s just give this a little tasterino shall we…
>gingery opens lid
>wafts in the magic aroma from the sacred sauce tincture that has been beheld to me
>squeeze out a drop of nectar onto my water tongue
Hmmmm…I sense ancho chili, tomato paste, a bit of cayenne, some paprika…and…that’s all??? WHERES THE HECKIN HEAT???
>*spits sauce into your face violently*
WHERES THE SPICE YOU FUCKING RUBE????? THE SCOLVILLE????
YOU DIDNT USE A SINGLE SCORPION CHILE??? OH MY SCIENCE NOT EVEN A HABENARO??? AND YOU HAVE THE GALL TO BRING ME THIS SWILL???? YOU KNOW I DONT TASTE ANY SAUCES THAT ARE UNDER 500,000 SCOLVILLE YOU FUCKING SWINE!!! THERES NO COMPLEX FLAVORS FROM ANY MANGO OR JACKFRUIT!!! MAY CHARLES DARWIN HAVE MERCY ON YOU YOU FUCKING SAVAGE!!!
NOW BRING ME MY SECRET AARDVARK AND GET THIS TRASH OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!

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