/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16142567
>oops looks like I'm short a quarter

then just stand there and wait for them to give it to you for a dollar anyway, easy peasy. No one actually cares about 25 cents.

>>15954475
I work very long hours at my very easy job and don't have time to fool around with cooking, I just have it all brought to me by servants with the copious amount of cash I make.

>>13450678
>his only value as a person was the job he had

hehe. You're the exact same person you were before. nothing's changed!

>>12842247
I deliberately put the items on the conveyer belt with no regard for heavy/light and cold items and make the bagger do all the work of sorting and if they fuck it up I start screaming at them.

>>12385004
Michael Jordan once tipped a waitress a $5 chip for bringing him a drink. Wayne Gretzky stopped the waitress, removed the $5 chip, grabbed one of the many $100 chips on Jordan's side of the table, and gave it to her. Then he said, "That's how we tip in Las Vegas, Michael."

>>11345674
Eat my dick

>>11031174
Because lick my nuts fagmaster

>>11005320
Do what he did to you mister, first you have to get a pizza box, and then, put the money he wants in it, but give him more than what he asked for. Make sure you put ice in the box with the money so the money is cold when he gets it.

>>10769253
>be me
>go to burger king
>ask for fries and a burger
>it comes to like ten dollars
>woah, wtf is this? That's way too much I say
>Well, if you get a coke it will only be five dollars
>Just give it to me for five dollars anyway, I don't want a coke
>We can't do that, sir
>give me the coke then
>I "accidentally" knock it over immediately

i told them I didn't want the coke but they wouldn't listen

>>9785018
>imposing your morality on others

Signs of a dopey mind indeed, when you can't put yourself in the shoes of another, or even contemplate that your point of view might not be universal.

>>8808011
>>8809478
>>8810586
>attack the poster and not the argument

Good game. I always post a picture as a decoy for you idiots to latch onto and attack because without it you would be twisting desperately in the wind trying to find some way to desperately preserve the facade in your mind you have erected to ensure you never grow as an individual and can always find a way to blame others.

You can thank me now.

>>8810415
Remember to not concern yourself with the eats of others or what others think of your eats and just eat the eats that make you happy! Your eating will be much happier that way!

Remember to only concern yourself with what you eat and not the eats of others! Your life will be infinitely more content!

>never drank coffee
>people are forbidden from speaking to me

>never drank coffee
>people are forbidden from speaking to me

>>8740487
Now that's what I call a neon genesis eggvangelion.

>>8654224
I've done that before.

>be at 7/11
>there are two tills
>I know the guy beside me wants chicken
>there isn't enough for two left in the case
>ask my teller for the wings
>he asks how many
>I say six
>he tells me they only have five
>time is running short
>all of it just give me all the chicken!
>he goes and gets it before the other teller
>I won

To be fair, the other guy didn't even know there was a race.

>>8611618
It'd be the perfect murder weapon. Strangle someone with the gummy snake and then eat the evidence, and the cops will think it was an animal attack.

>>8608563


Here you go:

>>8604522

Beef jerky.

>>8466450
You know, I'd use Rei for reaction images if she had any expressions.