/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>brownies with frosting

>be me
>have dreadlocks
>live a few miles from Canadian border
>minding my own business in frozen food aisle
>get confronted by middle aged french woman
>shit english
>"ello, I am here for camping trip. my usband is wondering if you know where to find the weeds?"
Are you fucking serious.

>>4862725
Jack Black, pls go.
Your movies suck, and your band is mediocre.

I work at a sams club in their cafe section.
Anyone else get massive amounts of cunty housewives?

I had this lady freak out on me because she was to busy fucking about the condiment table to watch her kids. We have these giant carts, she had one kid in the part where you stick your shit. Kid then started trying to escape the cart. Hanging halfway out the cart at this point.

I'm like oh shit this kid is gonna fall and crack his head open on the floor(has happened tons, we get sued, etc etc). I run to mom arm the little bastard, lady lost it and started going on about how she "had him he was fine".
>mfw

>>4052441
>>4052449

>Parents away for weekend
>Brother and I home
>I cooked yesterday
>"I'll cook", he says, "do you want a pizza?"
>I say yes, and he gets to it.

His recipe:
Self-Raising flour, water, milk.
>mfw he puts cheese, ham and pineapple on a 40cm scone