/ck/ - Food & Cooking

32oz prime rib with a big baked potato from some old fashioned steakhouse in vegas. And an old fashioned to wash it down. And a grasshoper or peice of pecan pie for desert, not sure which yet.

daymn it feels good to use my mad men time machine.

>>4781420

So what you're ultimately saying OP, is "why can't we hold all these limes (or lemons)?

You're looking for a sales pitch. I'm the one to do it. Lemons are your future, because one day they will be your past.

Your children will remember growing up on a warm Minbar day. Seeking something cool and refreshing. Lemonade, a mix of sweet and sour lemonjuice, sugar, and water tht have all been mixed into a pitcher, chilled. condensation sweat dripping off the side. The Minbar woman in her sundress pouring a big tall glass of lemonade.

They will remember that woman, that day and that lemonade. Their childhood.A simpler time, where they can always go. Because of you, because of lemons.

The oldest trick in the book is the "death stare" nothing gets your point across like a dirty look.

Otherwise sit all the little bastards and their failure parents in the designated shitty section, like by he kitchen.

The obviously choice is not just signs that say "children will be shot on sight" or price raising but an entire re branding. Instead of calling it "dago joe's family fun time" or whatever he calls it now use the usual buzz words like "fine or contemporary." Ultimately you're trying to change image through mindset brough about by direct visual mediums such as signage and menu. Even decor plays a role. He could spend a small (and I mean small) amount on some fragile shit. Well even a half assed parent knows not to take their kids along to some place with some breakable shit. Why? Cause they don't wanna be fucked if their kid breaks it.

It's gonna cost to keep kids away no matter what. You can raise prices and scare people away, you can put up signs that say "no kids or irish" and that's gonna piss off some uptight asshole or you can essentially subversively kick the majority of kids out even before they step foot inside.

pic related. Basically me.

>>4515007

you should be using butter.

> Diversify your interests

Damn, I qualify for 12 out of 13 at least.

"make" anything in a crock pot.
As far as "not making" dried apricots and nuts in moderation are good for you but can be kinda pricey.

Since youre poor, the bagged salmon is going to be right up your alley. As far as budget meats, it's the best youre gonna get on a budget.

Okra is good and good for you too, you can get a bag of it for like a $1.50. Mix in some tomatoes and beans, splash of olive oil and heat in a skillet and you got yourself a meal. If you need more protein, chicken or porn work nicely - maybe even some of it from the crock pot. Even without the meat, its a nicer and healthier option than beans and rice.

Also, fuck running. I run enough while adventure seeking but what kinda wack job likes to run until his nipples bleed. Maybe I'm just too manly for that weird ass fetish shit.

>>4079777

> Why fix something that isn't broken?

because the ones that came before this were the ones that were broken.
You know what the "old" ones did? Spit out flavored soda.

Know what they didn't do?
Keep track of data. That's right anytime you choose to have a Chery flavored soda over a vanilla one or even that vile mello yellow it will send that data to Atlanta (not the CDC) but to coke's HQ where they will then be able to monitor what is hot and what's not.

In other words for all you kdis out there. These machines are the twitter of soda/pop drinking as they can tell what is trending.

I first saw it on the showroom floor of the annual berkshire hathaway meeting a few years ago and they still look cool but I agree, for the average consumer (myself included) they are overkill and a pain in the ass to use for my fix of sugar flavored water.

However can you imagine if they took a similar technology to use for beer at a high volume bar?

>>3765532

i make no apologizes for not having to talk about child soldiers with Aids affecting my daily life of eating maggots and starving or whatever the fuck goes on in africa.

Other than I'm not being a fan of mayo, this stuff doesn't look so bad, especially anything that is a meat and jello combination. Thank god these beautiful images and descriptions have been created and preserved overtime.

>>3711924

>nothing says backwards-ass retarded hick than the ability to stomach that foul shit.

I'm actually from above the Mason-Dixon Line and I hold an advanced degree.

It could be said everyone has their guilty pleasures, for me it's the occasional few table spoons of corned beef hash, for you it might be sodomy, I don't know.

That said before the days of spoiled little presumptive know it all twats that would make gross far reaching statements there was a time when this nation had hard working people. People that worked hard, often to support themselves or their family and for meager wages. A near ready canned meal such as corned beef hash was affordable and easy.

This, combined with a shrinking world where we now have things like "fusion" and a wider range of ethnic foods at our finger tips alongside the marketing of food products down to a science has changed what we eat and how we eat it.

>>3711925
I know, it was bold and brazen of me to interrupt the steady stream of tipping or how do i make ramen threads.


sure is summer in here.