/ck/ - Food & Cooking

A note to all aspiring cooks; NFGs (Non Functional Garnishes) are dumb and lazy. Please do not use them. Make your garnish add to the dish, not just sit there as simple, pointless window-dressing.
Also, please don't do this >>15771537.

>>11770991
Of course not, it will be used as compost. you know there's this thing called lifecycle, right?

>>11772355
Fuck off commie, of all people you start shit about starvation?

I am a Five Guys employee, ask me anything.

Today we recieved a shipment of apples from the jew ass ayy.
Wtf the fuck do you do to them? These are friking mutants not apples.
They are huge, taste like white sugar and have this shiney glow on the outside.
Some sort of thic greasy substance you cant clean away as if you you rubbed each apple with a bar of soap for 60 houres.
Dont you have any shame?

Hey anons. I'm gaining weight, but not enough. I need some healthy foods that are high in calories but won't kill me.

(Stop reading here and just reply if you don't care about the extras)

My current diet is 2-3 meals a day, plus a 2,000-ish calorie mass gainer. I go to the gym 3-4 times a week for light weight lifting. So far, I've gained 20 pounds this year but I've hit a wall and need to count my calories so i can hit a minimum of 3,000 a day.

Here's my body measurements:

>6'0" height
>135 freedom units in weight
>Was 115 freedom units in June of 2018
>Took ritalin till i was 16 and it fucking destroyed my apetite and made me Mr. Skeletal.
>I want to hit 160 so I can have a healthy weight.
>Am 23 now

Any helpful links would be nice too.