/ck/ - Food & Cooking

lol @ these retards
>buy ground beef and cheese
>undercook
>poisoned with the ella
>extra week off work
noobs

>>14562772

>>12479920
What is with the seething europoors on this board?

>>9683769
Why do fat virgins always talk about their dates as if they're going to be married the next day? The fuck cares that she can't cook, you didn't know her and obv nothing would come of it for the long-term bc you're the type of autist to turn down women over food.

>>9412381
>my piss and shit have been recycled back into the water supply and you are consuming water molecules that were once part of my own excrement

How the fuck do I make great scramble eggs?

No seriously everytime I try to cook scrambled eggs they usually come out too crispy and brown, which I love super fluffy eggs.

I add salt, pepper, a bit of milk and a tablespoon of butter. Then set it on high heat

But if I set it on low heat the eggs get too watery and not cook

What do?

Is absinthe any good in cocktails?