/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Be white male cis
>At Mucho Burrito
>Like burrito Subway
>Build to order in front of you
>Getting the namesake
>Staffed by flip women
>Get to sauce selection
>Clearly ask for hot salsa
>Medium sir?
>No, hot.
>Are you sure?
>Yes. Hot.
>Have her add on fresh diced jalapenos
>Add hot sauce to taste once at table
>MFW

These microagressions need to stop. The color of my skin doesn't determine the depth of my appreciation for spicy food.

>>9842108
>Gets BTFO across multiple posts
>INITIATE MAXIMUM DEFENSIVE MODE
>Womanly eyes full of tears, weak scraggly chin quivering
>But muh fine European luxury spirits!
>Those 21 year old waitresses earning $9.50/hr should be rabid scotch drinkers and know all the regional flavours and vintages