/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11105084
>be eating at local diner
>waitress is a girl I've seen around town
>pretty sure she is a single mom
>she trips and spills a drop of my coke on our table
>apologizes profusely, it's pretty clear she's worried about her tip
>bill comes
>I tip negative infinity
>now the richest man in the world
>pay for her kids college tuition
>do the same for all the single moms in town
>now I have a harem of single moms