/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>cook at home
>been doing this long enough that I have my own secret spice recipes after years of experimenting
>cooking is fun
>ANY burger that is not homemade is bottom of the dumpster slop
>only exception is diners and only if the chef is passionate
>everyone around me worships in-n-out & The Habit & white castle al meanwhile calling major fast food burgers dog shit
>mfw no one that parrots this horseshit actually home cooks
>in-n-out is the same quality as burger king and the same as McDonald's and the same as jack in the box
>BUT MUH GRILL IS PRE-PREPARED BY CHARRING ONIONS
>literally the first of a thousand steps to a good burger but it stops there
>buddy praises in-n-out like his Savior
>he is in his mid 30's and has NEVER cooked his own meal because that was Mommy's job until he moved out only to sustain himself off of pure microwavable frozen meals and pure fast food for over 10 years
>he doesn't even drink water but drinks only carbonated artificially flavored fruity water
>he reads out the list of vitamins to me and proudly states he does not need water
>he is in poor health & talking about a third surgery
>typical american

>buy orange juice
>label says "some pulp"
>is basically just a pulp slurry
Who do I contact to get my money back for false advertising?

I'm not even kidding when I say working an office cubicle job looks more depressing than doing a stocking job or fast food job. Holy shit do you really just sit there all day in some grey bland cube staring at a computer screen?

>>20247410
>tranimal

>tranimals

What a bunch of stupid little trannies you all are

>>20201431

>>19191389
>grass fed chickens

>be a butcher
>deal with hundreds of pounds of pork fat on a daily basis, much of which would otherwise go to waste
>no I shall scam customers by buying large amounts of shortening and meticulously repackaging and disguising it as lard because I enjoy jewish tricks
either way if you can't tell the difference on taste alone you should hurl yourself into a well

>>19168921
>iced coffee is a hot drink

>>19129826

>Enjoy Meals with Others

>>18976094
>We watched Clue.

>>18939573
very cringe post

>>18645046
shut the fuck up