/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>wake up at 0600
>lament at my extremely poor excretory system
>get up at 0650 to piss and wash up
>leave by 0715 and get to work by 0730
>hungry because I don't and can't eat breakfast
>stare at my computer screen on and off for 3 hours and 30 minutes
>in between I talk about how hungry I am
>lunch time at 1100
>eat cookies
>stare at screen for another 4 hour and 30 minutes until it's time to leave
>grab some real food at 1655
>get back to my room just in time for the national anthem
>change into pajamas and eat two chicken wraps with vinegar, mayo, bacon, chicken and pickles.
>go to sleep after drinking water because MOBA withdrawal
>wake up the next day without even being able to take a shit and debate drinking laxatives again