/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14738314
>Ew do Americans really eat steak and eggs together?
>Anyway id love some coagulated blood in a pig foreskin mixed with red wine
Bravo Gordon Ramsey

>>13617070
My fingers started hurting just looking at this.

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>>13152710
All objectively wrong. The best feeling is the sweet embrace of death

>>12442367
Bruh
>Boil Mac
>Cook double dose of white sauce
>this accomplished by making a roux and SLOWLY added milk, salt, pepper
>After white sauce is thick, add shredded cheese of your choice
>Add sauce to fully cooked, strained macaroni
>Pour into greased pan, add bread crumbs stirred with melted butter to top
>Cook at 350 for 35 minutes

Best mac+cheese in the world

>>12392179
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Any cu/ck/s here also caffeine sensitive? What do you think causes this? What do you do as an alternative to caffeine in the morning? I want details.

>>12331407
Saddest case of child abuse I've seen is when a native american mother walk into my hotel and got a room on the second floor. She was chonk herself but holy SHIT her child was super morbidly obeast. This kid was maybe 10 and EASILY push 250lbs. He belly was already sagging from the weight. Poor bastard got winded walking up a single set of stairs. He actually stopped to catch his breath. He never stood a chance he got a shitty spawn in this world.

Luckily my nephews and nieces have good parents. Wife cooks meals herself and they get soda maybe 3-4 times a month. Otherwise low sugar juice and water.

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>>12232992
>tfw have drunk heinies exclusively like a pleb and assumed all beers are piss
Please enlighten me to patrician beers

>>12141517
HOW ARE YOU CAPABLE OF BREATHING UNASSISTED

>>11135121
STOP SLURPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>be an absolute failure whose cooking skills peak at making instant noodles or reheating frozen pizzas
>straight up afraid of even trying to cook shit because too afraid of failure
I need an adult

>>10934511
One time my family went camping, and my sister made cornbread. There was probably 1/4th of an eggshell in my particular slice of cornbread.

>this thread

>>39100
Face your death like a man anon.