/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11743479
We went to a nice restaurant in NY once. There a few moments that night.

>Waitress comes to get drink orders
>Say, what kind of beer do they have?
>None, but they have a full bar.
>Immediately forget what liquor is.
>Say, "I'll have a pepsi."
>She brings it in a glass bottle and pours it over ice it was so beautiful I almost cried.
>feel like child while eating pasta drinking soda.

Same night, same place, my brother was with his girlfriend and it was like dating a feral child.
>She asks what a house salad is
>My brother, who is a chef says "Depends on the house."
>Yeah, but what is a house salad?
>It's a salad. It changes. You'll have to ask.
>You're a chef and you don't know what a house salad is?
>It's a god damned salad. You have to ask the house what the house salad is.

She would also snap her fingers at the waitress instead of asking for her attention and said the word "Yummy" four times in a row.