/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19518767
>>19518773

I'm not retarded. it is the truth. rapeseed and canola are interchangable and canola is used because we don't want to trigger people with rape oil.

IWSYR I have other things to do today. see ya.

>>18798467
I imagine OP sitting in his van (rusty old Volkswagen) furiously typing his blind rage using stolen wifi from an unprotected access point at a dry cleaners in some shitty side of town. bags and wrappers strewn about the cabin of his starship of depression from a mcdonalds he has been frequenting when he scrounges up money from begging under a nearby overpass.

He gazes longingly at the picture of his gay lover taped over his nonfunctional speedometer. "Oh crap" he says looking at his gas gauge. Time to blow hobos in the park for travel money. Then he's off to the next town to find fault in some other popular food. He starts to get a feeble hard on just thinking about the impotent rage he will engender.

>>18321099
what did you expect...

>>18065314
look skippy... can I call you skippy? good.

some people like sameness, some don't. I don't. I don't like tradition (it's boring) but some people do (it's reassuring).

some people have a nostalgia for stuff, their life sucked and shit happened to them. they find comfort in mediocrity. my mother-in-law was one of those people that went to the same restaurants each week (it's tuesday we have to go to ihop). everyone lets all dress exactly alike at disney land. they went to branson missouri each year at the same time. the san diego zoo each year at the same time. zoos are boring as fuck to me.

one day skippy you will be 60 years old and miss they old days when you got your door dash garbage delivered directly to you cheeto stained fingers while you paused super mario smash bros, when they finally ban that mountain dew you so loved. you will understand why some places exist.

just let it go dude. being angry on the internets is no way to go through life son.

>>18065314
look skippy... can I call you skippy? good.

some people like sameness, some don't. I don't. I don't like tradition (it's boring) but some people do (it's reassuring).

some people have a nostalgia for stuff, their life sucked and shit happened to them. they find comfort in mediocrity. my mother-in-law was one of those people that went to the same restaurants each week (it's tuesday we have to go to ihop). everyone lets all dress exactly alike at disney land. they went to branson missouri each year at the same time. the san diego zoo each year at the same time. zoos are boring as fuck to me.

one day skippy you will be 60 years old and miss they old days when you got your door dash garbage delivered directly to you cheeto stained fingers while you paused super mario smash bros, when they finally ban that mountain dew you so loved. you will understand why some places exist.

just let it go dude. being angry on the internets is no way to go through life sun.

>>18009325
>be me
>be 11
>stand in line in the summer heat for 3 hours to watch "star wars"
>movie starts
>HOLY SHIT LIFE CHANGING AWE!
>family goes to Pizza hut
>place is packed
>juke box playing
>actual waiters take our order
>bring food
>pizza incredible
>talk about light sabers
>fucking talk about star wars for the next 6 months.
>can't wait for the future
future comes
millennials
zoomers
ruin everything
star wars sucks
pizza hut empty
fuck you all

>>17870387
Do you feel better now OP? there's nothing like going on to a back water image board and telling a bunch of faggot losers how much of a pretentious git you are. Thank you for baring your soul to us Caspar Milquetoast.

I can now sleep well tonight knowing that somewhere in the world some Fopdoodle is unable to handle pureed tomatoes and spices..

>>17424079
>how do we fix this board?
close down 4chan burn the servers.

>>17194768
do you know where you are?

>>16842080
just like on the old TV show "America's funniest home videos" if you cannot come up with a reason for why someone was filming then the video was faked.

if you can't come up with a reason someone posts their pointless and irrelevant opinion.

then the post is trolling.

seriously how fucking much of a pretentious jerk do you have to be to come to this board and make a pointless opinion about a food the many people like.

no one cares except (You).

>>16177596
>I thought I would start here
literally to worst thing you could do.

>>15959608
>>15959612
these guys pic rel

>>15566242
this is the ONLY thing I know of that qualifies as "children's food".

Macaroni and cheese or any pasta and cheese was created around the 14th century. It was served to high status people and most likely never given to children.

imagine being so insecure in who or what you are that you actually go on to a back water image board and whine that certain foods are ONLY for children.

>>15160564
>>15160608
I found a picture of you 2 fighting.

>>15070736
seriously? do you know where you are?

>>14981035
Do you feel better now OP? there's nothing like going on to a back water image board and telling a bunch of faggot losers how much of a pretentious git you are. Thank you for baring your soul to us Caspar Milquetoast.

I can now sleep well tonight knowing that somewhere in the world some Fopdoodle is unable to handle a hamburger.

>>14815950
this is a 4chan board nuff said.

>>14596261
Do you feel better now OP? there's nothing like going on to a back water image board and telling a bunch of faggot losers how much of a pretentious git you are. Thank you for baring your soul to us Caspar Milquetoast.

I can now sleep well tonight knowing that somewhere in the world some Fopdoodle is unable to fucking m&m's.

OP sits in front of the feeble light of his computer, his monitor from 1992 slowly fading. His keyboard covered in the crumbs of half eaten tendies. He can barely see the screen because of the flecks of spittle and food covering it from his past impotent rages. Just then a voice calls to him. "if you don't come up here now I'm throwing these vienna sausages out" (it's his mother). "Why won't she die?" he thinks to himself... but then who will clean his benis when it gets dirty. he sighs and tromps up the stairs from his basement. "coming mommy" he whimpers.

>>14584551
It tastes BETTER

>>14512176
here we see a prime example of a psychopath.

This person has no empathy and does not comprehend the feelings of others. then he goes on a shit board a spews his impotent rage like the feeble attempts of his dad to impregnate his mother. Also I bet if questioned there is food that OP will not eat thus he is a picky eater as well.

>>14512189
I will eat only what I like.

>>14512202
this

>>14512218
this person has no idea what they are talking about.

>>14512250
>lentils
no thanks
>I think pickiness is usually a disorder
it's a survival tactic.

>>14512323
>I'm thinking of having a talk with my niece and explaining to her that its rude to ask what's in a dish you've been served before you try it.
what are vegans?

>>14512385
watch the movie: defending your life, there is a seen where rip torn is eating horse shit.

>>14512417
moron

>>14512425
since I am not interested in dating you that is irrelevant.

>>14512447
if you are inviting me then that indicates we are friends, friends do not force friends to eat things the do not like.

>>14443522
>salt has barely any calories
>barely
>calories
Nice b8 fatass

>>14375520
no one in the history of the internet has ever been swayed to change their ways by a rando raging on the internet. why do you even bother?

>>14347528
why do people here feel the need to shit all over everything that everyone posts just because they have no imagination, taste, sense of smell, money, or brains?

>>14287420
Do you feel better now OP? there's nothing like going on to a back water image board and telling a bunch of faggot losers how much of a pretentious git you are. Thank you for baring your soul to us Caspar Milquetoast.

I can now sleep well tonight knowing that somewhere in the world some Fopdoodle is unable to handle fried circles of bread dough covered in sugar glaze.

I image OP sitting in his van (rusty old Volkswagen) furiously typing his blind rage using stolen wifi from an unprotected access point at a dry cleaners in some shitty side of town. Take out boxes strewn about the cabin of his starship of depression from a pho vegan restaurant he has been frequenting when he scrounges up money from begging under a nearby overpass.

He gazes longingly at the picture of his gay lover taped over his nonfunctional speedometer. "Oh crap" he says looking at his gas gauge. Time to blow hobos in the park for travel money. Then he's off to the next town to find fault in some popular local restaurant. He starts to get a feeble hard on just thinking about the impotent rage he will engender.