/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I now hate eggs.

>working in a produce section at some shitty chain
>stocking apples when some dude comes strolling down the aisles
>oh no no no
>manlet with slick backed hair and sunglasses walking down the produce aisle without a care in the world wearing a black wifebeater
>that clearly says BRAZZERS at the front and back
>have to duck behind behind apple shelf to restrain myself from laughing
>pop back up and pray that he has passed
>wife and 2 children are following him close behind
>quickly fuck off to back room so I can lose my sides in peace