/ck/ - Food & Cooking

you're weak and let anger get to you. Instead you should have calmly excepted your situation and plotted your revenge. I would have left and returned a week later having not eaten for two days. I would take the day off work and arrive as soon as they open and would stay there all day. I would take out my laptop and start playing video games, watch netflix, and go about my day as if I was just relaxing at home, all while the waitress brings me fries. As the waitress ends her shift and the next one takes over i order another order of bottomless fries. Then another, then another. I start taking pepto bismall at the table as by now the sodium and the sheer amount of fries are destroying my insides. finally as the restaraunt closes I pay my bill, put away my laptop, and turn to the restroom. I spend the next 2 hours releasing all the fries into the toilet, as vocally as i can. "BOTTOMLESS FRIES COMING OUT MY BOTTOM! BOTTOMLESS FRIES COMING OUT MY BOTTOM!" is what I scream to the terrified and tired waitress whose desperate to go home. I finish my business and tip her 15% as i calmly leave the restaurant like nothing ever happened. She of course will have to tell someone about this incident and it becomes a myth throughout the hierarchy of red robin. Then a year later to the day, I return and repeat the process all over again at a different location. I continue this practice every year until red robin headquarters is forced to act and change their bottomless fries policy.