/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17277163
Yes, lots of them outright rely on participant's memory/reporting of meals they ate a month ago and asking them how they 'feel'. It's a complete joke.

OP's graphs 100% come from these kinds of studies compared against the lifespans of the participants, too bad they don't account at all for things like smoking or obesity or a million other factors, a rich yuppie asshole is more likely to be vegan and get top tier medical care and regular check ups, they live longer than the guy slaving away at Walmart since they were in high school who eats human food and smokes to deal with the stress. Shocking stuff.

>>16811064
>tfw shopping at Costco one day
>some brown parents letting their kids run around like absolute psychos
>these kids would LITERALLY (the literal kind) lay on the floor of the store and roll through the aisles
>see one of the kids open a bag of Doritos and in the process of eating them shove his entire hand into his mouth, the hand that was just all over the floor, does this each time he reaches for chips, and each time his hand comes out slimier and somehow more brown than before
>the second one joins him and does the same thing, there's probably more of their spit in the bag than Doritos at this point
>I'm staring at these monsters with open indignation and horror when they make eye contact and smile at me
>do my best to avoid these retarded brown bonobos for the remainder of the shopping
>every time I passed by them they were either on the floor or what seemed like intentionally trying trying to touch everything they could in the store with their disgusting fucking hands
>realize I'm silently praying not to meet them as I'm finishing up, dread climaxing at the thought of behind behind or in front of them at the queue to pay
>now in the frozen food aisle, final stage, want some ice cream and pizza and to get the fuck out of here
>they don't have pepperoni so I'm debating between Red Barron and Kirkland when I fucking see it
>one of the feral Pakistanis has actually climbed inside of the freezers and is stepping all over the frozen vegetables
>there are no words, I grab my shit and go
>wait for like 10 mins in line and pay but can't allow myself to leave yet, what I saw was so fucking unreal
>double back and check the frozen food section again, the kid is still inside of the freezer except now he's laying down and on his fucking phone
I've been immediately disposing of boxes/containers and wiping everything clean that I buy from all stores with an alcohol solution ever since.