/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I will start him off with some tomato and basil wheat thins, topped with pepperoni and sharp easy cheese.
For the appetizer, Dino nuggies with a chipotle honey mustard drizzle.
Salads are yucky, so instead we will be serving a bowl of jalapeño cheddar chex mix.
Our main dish tonight will be a traditional one. It will consist of hamburger buns that have been buttered and toasted, topped with a beef and manwhich sauce and a thick slice of velveta cheese before baking. After all, a sandwich is a sandwich, but a manwhich is a meal.
Finally, our desert for tonight will be a can of mean bean java monster chilled to perfection and served with cigarettes.

Pic unrelated, but neat.