/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Who else /shitting the bed/ ITT???

>>20409471
>had a hot sauce at a party called “shit the bed”

>>20278102
>shit the bed

/hfg/ - Huge Fags General

>>17244086
>filename isn't "hotsaucefag.jpg"
good effort, anon, but you'll have to brush up your act if you want to be a respectable hot soy poster

>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

>Yeah I'm thinking based

>>16864261
If collecting hot sauces isn't a personality then why am I so heckin cute and valid?

>>16771382
>it's not a real hot sauce unless the label has skulls, shits, swears, or tits

>>16730247
To the local barcade to toss back a few IPAs and try out the new XXXXXX Hot Anus Fissuring Magma Shart Sauce Wing challenge

>>16699045
I'd recommend it if you want to A) shit the bed B) shoot flaming kangaroos out your butt or C) shart your pants

>owning more than 1 hot sauce
PLEASE tell me you aren't a collector

>>16398125
>holy shit... this sauce will make me do what? SHIT the bed?? TAKE MY MONEY

>>16302383
Bros.... this sauce will
literally...
it will literally make you..
SHIT
THE
BED

>DID SOMEONE SAY HOT SOYCE??????

>I fucking love hot sauce

>>16227938

>>16222222
fucking based