/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be at texmex restaurant with my dad
>Waiter brings out our chips, salsa and waters
>booth in front of us has an old lady in her 60's-70's
>Were start talking about crypto
>The lady in the booth in front of us starts making weird noises and groans
>"I gotta go to the bathroom" she says to herself pretty loudly
>she gets up and starts walking down the isle.
>She's wearing white pants
>As she walks down the isle there's shit literally running down her pants
>It's leaving a trail down the isle of brown puddles of shit
>the stench is so bad
>My dad puts 5$ on the table and we get up and leave