/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Short one.

>GF makes me take her to Sonny's before she goes to work
>Fuck it, I'll get her drunk before work
>We sit at the bar, qt3.14 green-haired waitress. Nice but seems quite new to this profession.
>Sit there nursing my straight rye watching Trump colluding with Russia on the TV or something
>Notice a negress interacting with qt3.14 by the cash register, don't pay any mind.
>Negress leaves, GF 2 me: OMG did u c that?
>Negress chimped out on qt3.14 bartender because she was last in line, had to get her take-out fast and go to work
>Older White Gentleman (Vietnam era-ish) sitting close by says loudly to the qt3.14bartender: We were all thinking what you were thinking, sweetie.
>boomtish

Seriously, fuck niggers. Their negativity even has to pervade something that has to be as relaxing as eating out. By the time I heard the root of the commotion the rye was taking effect, and it seemed to me at the time that it would have been worth my while to put a drink in the negress's face. I didn't of course - she was gone - but I guess I'm glad I didn't have to get arrested for any such hate-terrorism crimes at that bbq joint that day.

>>6627074

>Russet or Yukon Gold
>cheese grater
>shred the whole damn tater
>all of them
>all of them
>paper towel the shreds and press hard
>get that water out of them, and keep in the fridge
>lots of butter in a sauce pan, on medium heat
>fry, 8-10 minutes, light pepper and salt
>maybe garlic the last minute, maybe cayanne
>serve with runny eggs and pork, or better yet, a fucking fat shitdicking-steak
>bloody mary optional