/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19131195
don't worry, bro. you can eat all the land bugs you want instead. they'll be easily accessible and cheap pretty soon

>>18974182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9Q-WpxxATs

babish is literally a transitioned fatty women that rapes little asian kids

>>18553953
i was pisssed when i saw this image decades ago
because it's shit-chili
but now it makes me nostalgic of a simpler time

>>11454574
Really?
Why can't those assholes think of something new instead of digging up old stuff and pissing on it?

>>10960096

>>9575495
>restaurant has a self serve free jugs of tap water
>they're filled with coriander, lemon and strawberries
>feelsweirdman.jpg
It tasted alright

>>9572447
Because obesity isn't just as disgusting on men, right?

I have a fat man story I want to share with you.

>Be me, on second floor of a college building that's in construction mode. Workers everywhere, boards, nails, etc...
>Elevator is a work in progress. It's an old building, the elevator broke several safety codes and had to be shut down for repairs.
>That's cool, just take the stairs.
>Chilling in front of room, waiting for other class to let out so I can go in.
>Hear the faint whirring of a rascal.
>On his candy apple red rascal sits perhaps a 500 lb. human "male", his stomach a shape I can't even begin to describe. It was perhaps most akin to a playing card club if it were upside down.
>Candy apple fat fat isn't happy about something, and there's a maintenance man walking behind him. Assume the problem lies in the elevator.
>But it can't lie in the elevator. Fatty is on 2nd floor. And he didn't walk up here, that's for damn sure.
>Watch as the rascal flub chub and maintenance man make their way past the soda machine, past the computer room, and to the bathrooms.
>Watch for a solid two or three minutes as the rascal bound chumba wumba blubbers on about how he can't get his rascal over the door stop bump to go into the bathroom.
>Watch as he complains about this being against code.
>Watch as he complains about legal wrongdoings against him.
>Maintenance man apologizes and opens the door to the staff bathroom for the jiggly jammer. It's got a wider door than the regular bathrooms and no speed bump. There's even a metal handicap bar. The rascal can safely enter.
>Watch as a 50-something year old, 500 lb. male grunts and declares that he doesn't even want to use their bathroom now, he's so disgusted with the building.
>mfw a 500 lb. man took an off-limits elevator to get to the 2nd floor just to take a dump... and then threw a fit about it and decided to hold it in because 'muh rascal equality'.

I wonder how long he was able to hold it in...