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>>6668968

>shanghai veggies
>happy family
>noodle withmeat sauce
>szechuan soup
>da chian chicken
>sizzling beef
>chinese meatballs
>vegetable with 2 mushrooms

what the fuck are these things

what do they taste like

holy fuck where am i

>live with friend in college
>we're both lazy/retarded and leave food/condiments out on our countertop all the time
>kitchen was tiny, so all of our counter space is loaves of bread, beer cans, unwashed plates, etc...
>after a holiday break, my mom makes me some tasty casseroles/noodle bakes, and puts them into glass pyrex dishes with plastic lids.
>you can put these glass dishes in the oven, if you take off the plastic lids, done it many times.
>one day, I take one of the glass dishes out, pop in the oven to heat it up, and then transfer contents onto a plate
>turn off the oven, to rest the empty casserole dish on top of the oven range, because there was no space left in the dirty kitchen to put an empty dish
>next day I'm with my buddy and we have a couple beers and get hungry again
>I decide to put another, smaller dish from the fridge into the oven and turn it on while we have another beer
>a few minutes go by and my friend said the place was a mess and decides to do the dishes, so he goes into the kitchen
>he says from the other room "uhhhh... bro what the fuck are you doing?"
>walk into the kitchen where this clear casserole dish is resting on a red-hot burner
>turned on the stove instead of the oven
>I turn the heat off and we both kinda laugh, leaving the kitchen
>30 seconds later the thing fucking EXPLODES sending glass all over the kitchen and into our living room
>I spend the rest of the night cleaning glass from the floor, carpet and even CABINETS where the dish shattered from cooling

>>4593744
>delicious meal
wat