/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19736563
2012 was a different time. And yes, it was great back then. I know going outside and having friends is foreign to subhuman zoomies, but it used to be fun

Yes, I'm the guy who's making the third trip to the buffet table to load his plate full of steak, chicken, and seafood. Anything else is just wasting your money. Even worse are the people who go to Chinese buffets to eat noodles and rice.

>he doesn't eat savoury oats
>not frying up some mushrooms, then dumping in your dry oats to saute, then cook in mushroom stock, and if you want, grate some parmesan cheese and lots of black pepper over it before serving
>not sauteing some onion and spinach, cooking your oatmeal with it, then mixing in feta cheese for a spanakopita-inspired oatmeal; you can add some sundried tomatoes as well if you want
>not cooking up sausage/bacon, toasting the oatmeal in the grease, then cooking it all together with stock, and right before it's cooked, add a handful of arugula and stir until wilted; alternatively save some crispy bacon to sprinkle on top after the oatmeal is cooked
>not just toasting your oatmeal in butter, then adding water/stock, then when it's cooked, add chopped green onions or chives, and serve with a fried egg on top
>not sauteing finely diced onions and jalapenos, adding in your dry oats, adding water, make sure it's slightly undersalted, then right before taking off the stove, add shredded cheddar cheese and mix until creamy for that cheese jalapeno popper feel
>not just taking whatever savoury combinations you enjoy and making it into oatmeal

>>17993017
yes

The best patties are 4 oz and smashed thin. The best patties also contain only black pepper, cayenne, salt, and msg. The best patties are also only done on a cast iron griddle, NOT grilled. These are facts and they can't be refuted. Post in this thread to agree