/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>used to wait tables for him in London back in the 90s.
>At the end of every service he'd take me to the basement where we kept our produce. He would pull his trousers down and stare me in the eyes.
>"MY ARSE ISN'T GOING TO FUCK ITSELF IS IT BIG BOY?!?!"
>I would just always reply with "No Gordon." I would then pull out my courgette and olive oil and begin penetrating his donut hole.
>After he came he'd scream at me "CLEAN THE FUCKING STATION YOU STUPID IDIOT!"
>"Yes Gordon" I would say as I cleaned his bum bum.
>He'd walk out of the restaurant and enter a car driven by Marco Pierre White.
>One time I heard Marco say to Gordon "I doubt it's as sore as when I used to humiliate you in front of the boys at Harvey's"
>I saw Gordon cry after he said that.

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>>15030501
knorr rich beef stock pot but it's your choise just a little bit of olive oil *glugluglugluglugluglu swirl the bottle gluglugluglug* i was brought up in the 60 my mom was italian,gordon was a bitchboy i made him cry but it was his choise really.*lights a cigarette at age 58* i come from very humble beginnings.*fucks bikini models at Harvey's*Mr. Ishi let's go. *drives off and you suffocate in exhaust hume from his jumbo 4x4 Range Rover*

today i saw some "meat scraps for animals" at the supermarket for 1 euro/kg. should i buy some and make chili?

>>14882704
>tire company
>rates restaurants
>somehow ratings have meaning?