/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20521366
i want off this gay earth

>>19678969
and these

>>14924243
>>14924673
i cant open these! WAAAYYY too hard on the old wrists, thats why i enjoy these soylentSquares

>>14769200
>french press

>>14635053
>He's a jewgaloo goy AKA glownigger retard faggot.
while your soylent opinions are certainly important to yourself, we here at Chili's deal with facts alone, which was although this gentleman certainly could work here at Chili's, but because of his age, 17, he would be limited to part-time employment. Due to labor laws which vary from state to state we have enacted a policy in which minors are limited to the positions of greeter or busser.

>>14428458
OH FUCK YEAH DUDE
CHINE EEZ FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YASSS ITS SOOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING A I LOVE THIS .25 CENTS WORTH OF TRIPLE BREADED CHICKEN THIGH GRISTLE WITH FERMENTED SOY FLAVORED CORNSTARCH SAUCE!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT RICE IN THERE TOO?? FUCKIN LOOKS SOOO GOOD!!!!
GIMME MORE FD&C #3 YELLOW DYED LEFTOVER RICE MIXED WITH OIL AND 2 CUBES OF 3-WEEK OLD PORK BELLY FAT, 2 PEAS AND A CARROT

>>14362702
>amerilards
interesting enough, there is a demand for sweetened tea depending on region. some regions will have a high demand and these also correspond with the fatness belt down south. people across the world over enjoy a sugary beverage, its just human nature, we all have sugar taste receptors built into to our mouths just for this.
>>14362737
youre just a pessimist and also a staunch skeptic, which i agree with. its good to know everyones angle because you can never be too sure what hidden meanings, subtext or innuendo lurks about.
>unsweetened
there is no debate

>>13430433
stop linking to old threads, are you so fucking arrogant and narcissistic to think people are going to go back and re-read your fucking threads like they are some fucking newly found logos containing the secrets of the universe. go fuck yourself soyboy. fuck your $800/month ghetto-ass apartment with a stove in a closet. fuck this reddit-tier thread, fuck anyone who posts here including myself.
savory herbs in all fields

>>13165087
one day before i had breasts, i tried a soylent. now im walkin with a chai soysipper and my b cups have never been more full

>>12602880
just picked up a dirty duz of these bad boys and let me tell you they are an orgasm of taste. ive even gotten my wife and her son addicted to them.

>>12593594
cooked lemons?
>>12593591
for me its soylent squares

>>12468580
>he still drinks his soy
for me its soy squares

>>12458494
manbreasts and HRT

>>12444426
no just having some dinner, pizza for me

>>12433548
giving strangers food as an excuse for bringing up your your faggy religion is cringe.
>>12433600
you should, and will be shot. remember me when you're gunned down in the name of diversity.

>>12428178
this makes sense based solely on my anecdotal evidence of people whose diet revolves around soy.
>>12428188
you ever tried real texas bbq buddy? didnt think so, checkmate

>>12410817
>Why do normies think it's such an achievement to make food?
because cooking isnt that easy or everyone would do it well.
it can be simple when dumbed down, and people tend to feel as though theyve accomplished something real when the posts are moved way in for them.
>going to disneyland
>pic related

>>12405949
>adult eating mac n cheese

>>12398594
>soy hands that have 'never seen 5 minutes of honest work'
just stick with soy squares bitchhands

>>12394460
you already know the thoughts on eating these.

>>12359237
whoa whats the deal with this dog hot?

why is the dog hot wrapped in a condom? is it so yuropoors can cornhole their hind ends before they nosh?
>>12359498
fuckin square
>pic related

>>12358095
imagine having an apple for a brain and thinking they can infer someones emotion from 2 sentences. wewlad.
have a square you square

>>12351229
>SOYLENT SQUARES
never has there been a more appropriately named food product substitute.
>>12352200
>pic related
>>12351874
no