/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16078059
anon you know you are too fat to do a cartwheel

>>15964880
They are better than nothing, but your body needs way more diversity than they can provide.
No one has come out with anything effective yet.
Thats why people do fecal transplants

>>15105461
I feel like you might be thawing out these turkey corpses and having sex with them

>>14277716
Pretty sure fruit in cereal dates back to early hominids and along with bipedalism is responsible for increased cranial capacity.

>>14108656
Why are women such whores?

>>13575648
>Thinking that cooking for a woman is an alfa move.


Fuck guys, were not gonna make it.

>>13460466
God bless you anon for replying to my thread instead of my poor choice of photo.
I too often opt for the special. In fact, i have a few favorite dishes that are automatic order it it happens to be the special.
Like paella

I used to post oc on here years ago where i would make pho out of instant ramen packs.
Some really came out well.
Used to add things like italian sausage and sour cream to really make it unique

Why did you cut the top to look like a vagina?

AM I BEING DETAINED!!

>>12746186
Thats not bacon anon its a rasher.
We dont eat that in america but will gladly make yours however you like it.
We can duplicate any ethnic food

>>12701297
>Why do girls pretend to like wine?

So they can pretend to be drunk and therefore unaccountable for their actions.
Like cheating
Havung sex with a coworker.
Having sex with a guy they know is married
Flirting with men they dont have much chance with so they can just pretend it was the wine if they get rejected.
Women are horrible

>>12562341
...gulp...e..even just over the phone?
I called it in.
Hardly dropped any spaghetti when i rang them