/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I typically shove potato wedges up my anus, personally, but some people prefer the nuggets. I just can't stand pushing them out individually but then they get a little poop on them if I forgot to do an enema. I'll grab entire steaks and chicken fingers and put them in my panties in the taint area and infront of my cock n balls. Nothing wrong with a big package, or so they think. Little do they suspect my raging hard-on and the blood running down my legs is an entire porterhouse steak.

Heh. Suckers.