/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12585014
>Oh yeah, some anon once said that the british don't make anything that isn't brown. It's largely accurate.

True, we did invent the USA.

I was delivering a pizza to some cunts fucking house for some restaurant, I forget which one.
I get to the cunts door, and he answers it.
>That's be £12 mate
>I'm only going to pay £11
>Listen mate, the pizza is £12
>I'm only going to pay £11
>Look mate ,it's not negotiable. If you want the pizza, it's £12
>I'm only going to pay £11
>Look, cunt, do you want the fucking pizza or not? It's fucking £12.
>I'm only going to pay £11
>Fuck off

I go round the front of the cunts house, take the pizza out the box, and throw the slices on the cunts fucking windows.
Got back to the shop and told them the cunt didn't want it no more. They told me just to keep it. Fucking result.