/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>carbs are essentially a self poisoning loophole early humans discovered to keep calorie intake above water
>only way you can be truly healthy is eating nothing but meat, fat, vegetables
This is extremely depressing to me. I've done keto off and on and I don't really enjoy food on it. It's just boring to my palate without the background spike of carbohydrate tying a dish together.

Dawg... Eating eggplant Parmesan really makes me miss chicken sometimes. How the fuck do people enjoy eating something with leathery skin, mildly vegetal flavor, water-logged once cooked down, and ruining it's breadcrumb crust and red sauce?

Anytime I order a sub at a pizza joint I have to tell them to overcook it as much as possible or else i'm treated to a watery fibre-y mush, peeling breadcrumbs, sandwiched between a sub roll.

You sound like that pork belly who blubber and does mukbang on youtube. Whatever his fucking face is. That's you.