/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15634426
Did I, hit a NERV?
Just because you failed at life doesn't mean you have to fail at cooking too
>Eating cereal like a literal child
Learn to cook eggs faggot, you're not a wagie tha'ts "too busy" are you?

>on a date with a girl
>I don't tip the waitress
>my date says I should tip the waitress
>I ask her if she tips the people at macdonalds
>No, they don't do anything worth getting a tip for
>exactly

>>12116948

Hot chocolate is bad, it always is. Tastes too sweet at the bottom and always gets cold too fast. Luckily my prodigious intellect has allowed me to realize that I could just heat up chocolate milk to serve as my hot chocolate.

Now all I need is a way to heat it up, since I don't have a microwave.

>>10984460
Well we can hardly argue before we define the term necessity. I operate under the typical version.

>the fact of being required or indispensable

You must be using a slightly different connotation, which is fine, language is a bit different for each individual, but unless we are on the same page, any discussion is meaningless.

Of course, all discussion is meaningless(wink occurs here), but that's beside the point.

>>9785063
how to redpill vegans 101

>be me
>be bored
>go to restaurant
>meal is paid for, cause my expenses are covered
>decide to give the waitress a twenty dollar tip
>leave without saying anything
>return the next day
>service is phenomenally better, she takes my hat, remembered my name, remembered my order from yesterday even.
>she's careful though, as though she doesn't want to overly coddle me, lest I skedaddle like some sort of skittish animal
>give another twenty dollar tip and silently depart
>on the dawn of the third day, I return once more
>a new waiter seats me at a table
>just after I am seated the waitress from the prior two days emerges and sees me
>her face transforms into one of utter despair
>i tip the new waiter twenty bucks and leave, never to return again

It's not wise to play god.