/ck/ - Food & Cooking

femanon here
>go to a restaurant in Hungary
>have goulash
>really need to do a number 2 all of a sudden
>go to the restaurant toilet
>there's a piece of paper on the door
>it says 'only pipi thank you'
>remember i gotta go home
>take a flight home, run into home just in time
>do poo poo
Pic related is the goulash

Im gonna have a fucking chili soup
Canned tomatoes, then there's minced beef and uhh a little bit of the good old kidney beans
What else should I add?