/ck/ - Food & Cooking

ITT: embarrassing shit you've done related to food

>be me at 15
>basically just started getting into anime through my gf
>also landed my first job with my dad
>go to a newly opened ramen shop downtown
>my gf is with me
>think for some reason it would be really epic/funny to act like Naruto before I eat
>contain the autism within me for just long enough to order my ramen normally
>food comes to the table
>immediately grab and break the chopsticks
>yell as loud as I can "MAN I'M STARVING BEING A NINJA TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY OUT OF ME, ITEDAKIMASU SENPAI!!
>my gf looks at me in complete embarrassment
>doesn't even eat what she ordered
>i finished and we leave
>she breaks up with me 2 days later

This shit haunts me to this very day, sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it. I really liked her too.